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Featured Interview - James Reilly

  • Mar. 8th, 2007 at 7:34 PM
I Remember the Future: The Award-Nominat

James Reilly is a writer, a film critic, and a graphic designer-slash-artist. Yes, he is a man of many talents. He founded (and runs) the popular horror film website Horrorview.com. And recently, James served as editor and copy designer for City Slab magazine.

James made a splash in Apex-land with his gritty alien-invasion story "The Tow." I put on my yellow CDC suit and braved the inner caverns of this madman's mind to bring you the following interview, that, incidentally, does a decent job showcasing just how twisted Mr. Reilly can be:

Q1) You've been running the popular Horrorview.com website for awhile now, yes? I'd imagine you've seen some awful things in that time. What's the worst thing you've ever seen?
  
Oh wow. You come out guns blazing, dontcha? Don't I get a few warm-up questions, like "What are you wearing right now?" or "Who's your favorite Beatle?" How about a dirty martini or a shrimp cocktail before the main course? Get your stocking foot out from under my pant leg, Mr. Sizemore!
 
There's just no "absolute" answer to this one, as I've seen so many terrible films that are terrible for so many different reasons that it's impossible to narrow it down to one. There are movies that are so bad that they're actually entertaining (like a good number of Italian zombie flicks from the early 80's), while others cram hardcore sex, violence, or borderline taboo elements into otherwise vapid films, making them something of a conversation piece (Emmanuelle in America - which sports a bestiality scene - comes to mind). There's also the micro-budget stuff that people send in; films shot in basements and backyards that look like 90 minute segments from America's Funniest Home Videos.
 
If I really have to pick just one truly awful film, though, it would have to be Bruno Matei's Hell of the Living Dead (aka: Virus / Zombi 5), which was actually shot in Spain, but uses stock footage from nature documentaries to give us the "illusion" that the characters are fighting zombies in New Guinea. The film also recycles the soundtrack from Dawn of the Dead, and, if you pay even a modicum of attention, you'll see that the same eight zombies are killed over and over again. As bad as this one is, I've watched it a dozen times, and often force anyone who dares to visit me while I'm drinking to watch it as well.

Q2) You mentioned to me once about a film where a bunch of kids raise a baby and teach it to do evil things. Remember what I'm talking about?
  
Oh, that would be Joshua directed by a fellow named Travis Betz. That one centered on a group of bored, small town kids finding an abandoned baby and deciding to raise it as there own. At first it's kind of charming, seeing these 11 or 12 year olds stocking up on baby formula and diapers, but, as things progress, the young boys start thinking like...well...young boys, and begin to treat the baby like their own Frankenstein's monster.
 
It was pretty low-budget stuff, shot on digital video, if I recall correctly, but the dark themes explored there were really troubling and resonated with me for days. It's one of those movies that succeeds in spite of its budgetary restraints thanks to a professional approach to core elements of good filmmaking; a solid idea, a good script, and a talented bunch of actors to bring the latter two to light. It's certainly not a feel good flick, and, to be honest, I haven't watched that one again, but that's just because I found it profoundly disturbing on so many levels that I just don't want to revisit it. Of course, these things are subjective, and something that repulses me may make one of your viewers shrug. Hell, I haven't watched Bambi since I was a kid for the very same reasons.

Q3) It sounds a little bit like Jack Ketchum's THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. You read that?
 
Actually, I read that one early last year during a Ketchum binge that started as a result of the reissue of the "uncut" version of Off-Season. After reading that one, I found myself devouring Ketchum's stuff at an alarming rate, going through a volume of his short stories, The Lost, She Wakes, a pair of novellas, and then The Girl Next Door, all within the span of a couple of weeks. He's got such a laid-back, folksy style to his writing that, no matter how gruesome the tale, you just want to hear him spin it to its conclusion, and, when he's done, you want to hear more. It's like sitting at a campfire with your favorite uncle telling you ghost stories. Even The Girl Next Door, which is easily one of the most uncomfortable reads I've ever sat through, teases us with first person narrative brimming with an almost hopeful nostalgia that, despite one's better judgement, manages to instill that same sense of hope into the reader before Ketchum swoops in for "the kill", and thoroughly devastates you. I read up on the actual case that inspired the book, and even Ketchum admits that the real story is just too horrible for words.

Q4) Which freaked you out more: JOSHUA, THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, or vomit-gore?
 
Oh, The Girl Next Door, most definitely. I mean, Joshua isn't even close to being the most disturbing film I've seen (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer and The Untold Story are tied for that honor), but, like The Girl Next Door, Henry, and The Untold Story, it's a story about monsters in human disguises. Ketchum's book, though, as well as The Untold Story, are rooted in fact, and that makes them all the more disturbing.
 
A lot of people watch Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer and think it's a gas, but, for me, it is just so realistic that it chills me to the bone. It doesn't entertain me in the least; it just reminds me how evil people can be, and, while I'm a huge fan of a genre in which evil is most often the prime motivator, if things get "too real", I freak like a schoolgirl with a spider in her lunchbox.
 
I remember a while back, there was this story about a husband and wife team of serial killers in Canada. The husband supposedly had some sort of ultimate control over his wife, and somehow coaxed her into taking part in the rapes and murders of several teenage girls, one of which was the wife's teenage sister. They drugged her on Christmas Eve, violated her in every way imaginable, and documented it all on video. When they were finally caught, the wife claimed she was a victim of mental and physical abuse, and that her husband forced her to do the things she'd done. However, when prosecutors presented the video and audio tapes of the woman talking with her husband before, during, and after the crimes, it wasn't the voice of a frightened, abused, reluctant participant they heard, but rather that of a cold, calculating, and manipulative woman who was not only taking an active role in the crimes, but, in some cases, dictating just what it was she wanted to see her husband do to these poor kids. I read about that case and got this feeling in the pit of my stomach that stayed with me for days. Just writing about it now fills me with a blend of rage and despair.
 
Horror movies and books can't hold a candle to the sort of damage real people inflict upon one another every day.

Q5) One aspect of your short fiction that I think sets you apart from most others is your ability to create images that linger with the reader. Many readers of Apex Digest will be familiar with "The Tow", where your protagonist is force fed a sickening concoction of something that resembles pureed worms. Another recent story of yours I read is that of a young boy shooting zombies with his father's bow & arrow. Then there's the wonderful setting of a 24-hour Quick n' Save in your recent City Slab story. Do you come up with these things before you write, or are they sickening creations of your mind as you're slathering the words to the screen?

I'm probably not the only person in the world who writes this way, but, for me, a story begins with an image, a chunk of dialogue, or a single sentence that I feel compelled to write down, and then I work from there. I never have any idea where anything I'm writing is headed, and, usually, the first draft is the final draft, meaning that I edit as I go along, so nothing is planned out in advance. With "The Tow", I had no idea that Lex was going to end up duct-taped to a mattress and force fed extraterrestrial semen; it just sort of happened. When I sat down to write the story, the only thing I knew was that I was going to write a story about a guy whose car had broken down in a rainstorm. There's just something about the sound of rain hitting the roof of a car that I find inherently creepy, so that's where I started. After that, the thing just sort of wrote itself. It was the same deal with the City Slab story, "Midnight at the Quick n' Save". It's about a group of people stuck in a convenience store on a very hot night. The first line of the story is something that hit me when I snuck out to get some ice cream at 2 in the morning on a brutally hot evening and found myself standing in a store with a group of people and wondering what each of their individual stories were. Then I started thinking about what it would be like to find myself trapped in there with them due to extreme circumstances. I had no clue as to what those circumstances would be until I was literally typing about the rapidly deteriorating man charging through the doors, followed by the unmarked vans and men in Hazmat suits. It all just falls into place (although not nearly as often as I like, or I'd have a lot more stories to send out for rejection).
 
As far as the "descriptive" nature of my stories, I honestly don't set out to make people sick or uncomfortable, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't pleased by the distressed nature of some of the mail I've gotten as a result of a few stories I've written. I am also a fan of writers who really engage all of the senses with their words - Ketchum, King, Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, early Clive Barker. When someone's words evoke a truly physical response in me, I mean literally having me wince at a page of text as though I'm looking at a picture of kittens in a fucking blender, they've done their job.
 
So while I really love the fact that some of my stuff has effected people in such a way that suggests I'm kinda/sorta doing my job, there's no blueprint or master plan for any of it. The gross-out stuff just sort of comes along naturally, which, I guess, just makes me something of a sick puppy.

 Q6) Yuck, so in "The Tow" that stuff they fed Lex was extraterristial semen. I guess I knew all along but my mind didn't want to accept it. That story has taken on a new level of disgusting for me.

Well it's not exactly semen; in my head it was more of a fertilized egg/sperm combo, but several thousand of them. They're sort of in limbo inside of Lex's belly until he gets back to the city. I see it as there being hundreds of Lex's around the world, all harboring thousands of these little guys inside of them, waiting for "further instructions". While it certainly wasn't my intention when I started writing the story, "The Tow" ended up being something of an intimate look at an epic alien invasion. I'm not much of a Sci-Fi writer, but I wouldn't mind expanding on this particular story to see how the invasion plays out, or maybe look into how some of the other hosts were impregnated in other parts of the world. The way Bossy force-fed Lex the worms is just his personal method; I'm sure others would have their own equally disgusting ways of stuffing their particular "turkey".

Q7) Ah, I sense your next Apex story! So what's the best part of running a website like Horrorview.com?
 

A lot of good has come out of Horrorview. I've made loads of friends around the world, gotten to see hundreds of films I'd probably have missed out on otherwise, and, most importantly, it gives me a reason to write every day. While we're not nearly as popular as some of the huge genre sites out there, we do well enough, and tens of thousands of people enjoy what we do on a monthly basis, which is a huge reward in and of itself.
 
The only negatives to running such a site is the amount of time one needs to dedicate to it, and the level of responsibility one has to its readership. Of course, as a publisher of a magazine, you know of what I speak (and, I imagine, it's all the more difficult with you as you have to deal with printers, distributors, etc). It certainly cuts into the amount of time I could be dedicating to writing fiction, but, at the same time, it opens my writing up to a large audience who, I hope, will follow me into fiction.

Q8) Okay, Jim, Jennifer Pelland confronts you in a dark alley holding pen and paper. Is that a blood baby she's holding or just an unformed twin growing from her belly...perhaps little sister? She challenges you to a writing duel. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
 
Dear Lord, I don't know. I guess I look for the nearest writing implement and scrap of paper and scribble away. I don't know the rules of such a duel, so I'm hoping it isn't "who comes up with the best Sci-Fi flash fiction first", because I'd fail spectacularly. I'd probably just write a genre-themed variation on the old "Man from Nantucket" joke. "The Man from Uranus" has a nice ring to it. 

Q9) So you would probably crouch into a fetal position and pass out from fear?

 
Yes, most certainly. Well, unless it was a contest to see who could come up with the most vivid description of moving one's bowels after a particularly nasty sushi dinner! Were that the case, I'd have her cold.

(Ed. Note: Yes, Mr. Reilly has written and seen published such a story...)

Q10) Okay, let's get back on course. You've been a big supporter and reader of Apex Digest since its earliest days. And I love you for that. You have any particular favorite Apex stories (other than "The Tow", of course)?

Funnily enough, I was going to comment on how Ms. Pelland's "Blood Baby" is one of the best stories I've read in Apex thus far. I really liked that one quite a bit as it was a refreshing blend of horror and fantasy, as well as a scathing bit of sociopolitical commentary on a woman's right to choose. As with the best transgressive fiction, Pelland flips that issue on its head, presenting us with a young woman who is told she cannot conceive because doing so would have great consequences on her and her people. Much like women in our society, Pelland's protagonist finds her rights challenged by outmoded beliefs and values, exposing the illusion of parity between the sexes.
 
It was also fairly stomach churning, so I'm no longer as confident about the fact that I'd beat her in a gross-out contest. Of course, I have to clarify my answer to this question by saying that I'm more into the horror aspect of Apex, so my judgement is naturally going to be skewed toward that sort of stuff.
 
I will say, though, that Apex is remarkably consistent in its quality from issue to issue. I won't name names, but there are publications out there that seem to work around one or two solid stories and stock the rest of the issue with filler. I never get that impression with Apex.

Q11) Wow, thank you for the compliments! When you get between the pages of Apex Digest again, who would you love to be sharing the ToC with?

 
I'm a terribly unobservant person, further complicated by the fact that my memory is like a sieve, so I have an awful time remembering most author's - hell, most people's - names lest they be the unavoidable names of famous folks we are pounded with on the daily basis. That's a shame, because I've read loads of great stories by little guys and gals like me, and, while the stories stick with me, my brain can only hold so much information, so oftentimes the names get flushed out with things like good judgment, dietary restrictions, and people's birthdays. I'm honored to share space with anyone deemed good enough to be published in a quality magazine, so whether or not I remember who they are (and, let's face it, how many writers out there will remember my name?) I do know that I've been lucky enough to be featured alongside a bevy of talented scribes.
 
If I got to choose an issue in which the featured writer was a big fish, I'd go with whoever would help to sell the most issues so that my stuff would get into as many hands as possible, whether they like it or not. I could lie and say I would pick a less popular/more talented writer in an attempt to validate my artistic credibility amongst my peers, but I'm a shameless, self-promotional whore.
 
Oh, I am supposed to be featured alongside another writer that I'm quite excited about, though. It's in a magazine called The Blue Lady, and his name is Jason Sizemore. Ever heard of him?

Q12) Hey, isn't that the guy that writes horror involving Baptist preachers, hillbillies, and aliens?
 

Yeah, but I think he also writes anthropomorphic erotica under the pen name Bun E. Beware!

Q13) See, this is why you're the perfect guy to be in the next featured writer anthology, GRATIA PLACENTI (translates to "For the sake of pleasing"). Exactly how gruesome will your contribution be?
 

Well, what I have in mind is a sort of cross between "Anne of Green Gables", Backdoor Sluts Vol. 16, and a documentary about making blood sausages.
 
Actually, I've no clue what my contribution will be, but I've certainly got my work cut out for me, especially seeing the company I'll be in. I'll definitely have to play on my strengths, so I guess it's gonna have to be pretty goshdarn gruesome, now, ain't it?

Q14) What's the literary future have in store for James Reilly? Got any new fiction coming out soon?

 
Well, in addition to the aforementioned issue of The Blue Lady, I've got a story in the upcoming anthology, Vermin, from Carnifex Press, and have begun work on a novel. I'm quite possibly the least prolific "writer" in history as I don't spend all that much time actually writing anything. Sometimes weeks will pass without me writing a single word, and then I'll get the bug and churn two or three things. I guess the upside of that is I get fewer rejection letters 'cause I have hardly anything out there to reject. I'm going to really put my nose to the grindstone on this novel, though. I hope to have it finished before the ice caps completely thaw.

Q15) Well, best of luck, and we look forward to your GRATIA PLACENTI contribution! And maybe another Apex Digest appearance someday.

Your lips to God's ears, baby! You folks are pretty picky, so it could be a long while before I get something that meets your crotchety editor's crazy demands, but I'll do my damndest, that's for certain. I just want to say I'm honored to be featured this month, and especially honored to be invited to take part in GRATIA PLACENTI, and I really hope the folks dig my contributions!

Featured Interview - Adrienne Jones

  • Feb. 8th, 2007 at 8:31 PM
I Remember the Future: The Award-Nominat

Adrienne Jones, our February Featured Writer took the best I had to give her and even gave back a little. Enjoy this brief look into the mysterious, the fabulous, Adrienne Jones...

1) It seems to this interviewer that you're woefully unknown. Tell our readers a little about yourself, including at least one dark secret.
 

Wow. Woefully unknown. I'm certainly glad my book sales don't share that opinion. I'll guess you're referring to a couple of things here; one being that I don't write a lot of short stories. While I enjoy the challenge of writing to a specific theme, I like to save my energy for what I truly love, which is novel writing, or novella length works. I've never really understood how people can kill themselves writing eighty thousand short stories, then claim to have no patience to write a novel.

 The other thing is, my writing genre is extremely mixed, and tends to lean more toward science fiction or dark fantasy. While there are plenty of forums for fantasy geeks, they involve a lot less showboating and the readership is less visible (because they're all in their parents basements--just kidding.) I'm getting my 'name' out via the venues I feel will benefit me best in the long run. While having an online presence in the genre circles can be productive and fun, as a writer you have to choose the best target for your work. THE HOAX for instance has become popular in Christian Scifi circles, something I never intended, but you gotta roll where your readers are.  They're what matters.  

My dark secret, you ask? I killed Bambi.

2) Don't know if you know this, but my interest in Adrienne Jones was sparked by a chance encounter with your blog. It's delightfully snarky, opinionated, and you do a good job of sounding intellectual without being an ass about it. You think I'm the only fan you've gained via your blog, or has it earned you a massive army of people jonesing for Jones?  

Yes, my research for THE HOAX involved training in mass hypnosis, and you are all now under my power. Please bark like a dog.  

The writing blog is just me being me, cutting through the bullshit and sharing a laugh. Most writers and artists don't have a lot of peers 'in real life', so having people to share these unique gripes with is great. It can be tough having a sense of humor in a world full of solemn dullards. Through the writing journals, I've met some of the funniest people I know, people that share my smirking view of the world. If other people enjoy my ramblings, I'm pleased.

3) From your blog, then to your website, and then I found it...a rather unassuming little chapbook titled TEMPLE OF COD. I bought a copy, and pushed through it in one night. Your writing style knocked me off my feet. Funny, irreverent, and you certainly knew how to crank up the horror. Naturally, from an Apex perspective this made me salivate. How did you go about finding a market for TEMPLE OF COD?  

Thank you. TEMPLE OF COD has been the biggest surprise, since I sort of wrote it as a joke, but people are absolutely loving it. Novella markets are scarce, but I was lucky to have published my other novella Gypsies Stole my Tequila through Creative Guy Publishing. That was a good experience, so I queried Pete Allen about Cod. His response was “Unless you suddenly started sucking, I'm sure I want it.” And although after reading it he told someone he thinks I ate lead paint as a child, he did publish it and it's been very well received.

4) TEMPLE OF COD certainly has Lovecraft-qualities about it. You a fan of H.P.? 

You know, although my fantasy geek colleagues always draw swords when I say this, I'm not a big Lovecraft fan. I've had a lot of people bring up Lovecraft in reference to TEMPLE OF COD, but despite the tentacles on 'Man Thing', I don't see any similarities. I do find him interesting as an early science fiction author. His grave is in Rhode Island, where I live, and I've been told college students dug it up recently and….dum dum DUM! There was no one in there. I think he may be secretly immortal and is comfortably enjoying his post mortem fame.

5) Your novel, THE HOAX, recently was published by Mundania Press. Was it a tough decision to go with a small press instead of slogging it through the bigger markets? Any regrets? Any positives?  

I couldn't be happier with my choice to go with Mundania Press. There were so many 'almosts' with THE HOAX, and the ongoing snags of writing a 'cross-genre' novel in an industry that thrives on solid categorization. By opening themselves up to mixed genres, Mundania is publishing some of the greatest speculative fiction out there. I don't feel in anyway hindered that they're not one of the giants. Not only do they publish some of the top names in science fiction, they also have a drive and professionalism that I sense is really going to keep them on the map. 

6) Having read THE HOAX, I can tell you that it was a big book. But I've read on your blog that you had cut tens of thousands of words from the original manuscript. Was this to be your War and Peace?
 

Seeing that I struggled getting my latest novel to half the word count of THE HOAX, I'm guessing it will stand as my only epic. I certainly honed my editing skills and cut my teeth on it. While I'm really enjoying my newer work, THE HOAX will always be my masterpiece. Fortunately, all that sweating and chiseling and carving paid off, and it's getting a nice fan base. 

7) I do know that some people say THE HOAX reminds them of Mary Doria Russell's classic sf novel The Sparrow. While I don't see the similarity, do you?
 

The Sparrow comes up a lot. The first person to mention it was Gary K. Wolf, the author of the Roger Rabbit novels, who wrote me a blurb for THE HOAX. After reading it, he contacted me all passionate and adamant that I read The Sparrow. Then after THE HOAX was released, I got several more comments, insisting that I read this one book. I was panicked. I thought great, here I think I've stretched the bounds of originality, and now it turns out I'm channeling some best seller. I actually avoided reading this book and felt sick whenever someone brought it up. Then finally, a friend in Boston had a copy sent to me as a gift. 

Lo and behold, it was nothing like THE HOAX in plot, but the style was similar to mine, and it's a definite mix of genres. There are also two characters that are similar; she has a tall red haired young Irishman from South Boston, who's friends with a dark skinned, rather unconventional priest.  So do I. But to my relief, that's where the similarities end.  
 
8) Although THE HOAX has plenty of lighter moments, over all, it's an extremely dark novel. Is this an interpretation of a greater personal view of life?
 

I don't think I have a dark view of life. Life can certainly BE dark, but you've got to have a sense of humor about it. In my fiction however, I like to take full advantage of the safeties being off in the holodeck. Everything intense and extreme and fantastic you can never experience in real life, you can live out on the page. And in light of that, why would you not want to take it as far as it can go? 
 
 
9) Which writer from AEGRI SOMNIA would you like to challenge to a writing duel?
 

Any one that has the spine to go up against me in all my streamlined warrior omnipotence. Then maybe we can all go get a beer. 

10) Other than GRATIA PLACENTI (the next Apex featured writer anthology), what's in store for Adrienne Jones?
 

I've got an anthology coming out from Mundania Press this July called Grimm and Grimmer, a mixed author collection I edited and contributed to. I've also got two new novels I'm tweaking and getting ready to sub, as well as working on a sequel to THE HOAX and writing two more segments for Temple of Cod. That, and trying to take over the world.

Athena Workman Featured Interview

  • Jan. 8th, 2007 at 8:06 PM
I Remember the Future: The Award-Nominat
Athena Workman first caught our attention back in the earliest days of Apex Digest. We published her darkly humorous and rather dystopic story titled "An Odd Day in I-Forgot" in issue #2. Soon after, she stepped down from running the popular online horror e-zine Lost in the Dark and we promptly asked her to join the Apex editorial team. To our delight, she accepted.

After playing an important part in those critical days of what type of fiction we truly wanted, and lending a steady, experienced hand to the editorial team, she decided to move on to focus on her on writing and other artistic pursuits. She's had fiction appear in the much hyped anthology Corpse Blossoms and most recently appeared in the popular new magazined GUD.

We're pleased to bring you this interview with our former comrade who now makes her mark on Apex by becoming a featured writer.

1) As many people know, you were once a senior editor for Apex Digest. Inquiring minds want to know...what have you been up to over the past year?

Mostly doing artwork.  I've been drawing for as long as I can remember, and have been a professional calligrapher for over twenty years, but I don't think I found my true voice and style until 2006. It's been a joy, all these new ideas popping into my head, and people are really enjoying my work.  I've also gotten into photography.  I'm an idiot when it comes to mechanical stuff, and could never figure out the manual settings on a camera no matter how many times I was shown, but auto settings and digital cameras are a godsend.  I'm learning to look at the world through the eye of a lens, and it's a lot of fun.  Not so sure it's fun to my family-- every trip we take, they have to wait for me because I tend to stop a lot and snap away.
 
I haven't left writing behind, though.  I've sold a few stories and am almost done with the first draft of a supernatural horror novel. 
 
And of course I'm still a mom and wife, still picking up dirty socks, still playing chauffeur, still hearing how yucky dinner is... ;)

2) "Chocolate Ex-Lax Cake and the Sucker Man" certainly ramps up the "ick" factor along with delivering a few chuckles. What madness inspired such madness?
 
There were a couple of ideas behind that one, actually.  We were driving to the mall one day, and passed over a bridge that runs over part of the Cumberland River.  There are these steep cliffs on both sides of the river, and the houses are built right at the edges of the cliffs.  I looked at them, and thought about things climbing out of the river and up those cliff walls, and the Sucker Man was born.
 
The chocolate Ex-Lax part of the title and story comes from... well, I probably shouldn't say, but since I'm not giving any names, to hell with it.  Waaaay back when, someone in my family got mad at her husband and baked him a chocolate Ex-Lax cake.  So, there you go.  Everyone has a wacko in their family.

3) Before your stint with Apex, you ran the popular e-zine Lost in the Dark. What is it about editing that keeps drawing into that side of the field?
 
I think it's the pure joy of finding a truly great story.  You can wade through mountains of slush, think you can't read one more thing, and then you stumble upon a wonderful gem.  I loved that part of it, as well as being part of the process that brings those stories 'into the light' and to readers' attention.
 
4) As someone with plenty of past editorial experience, what's the one greatest writing tip you've came away with while reading submissions?
 
Streamlining. I'm certainly guilty of 'diarrhea of the fingers' (and still am sometimes), but reading hundreds of stories taught me how to tighten it all up.  Sometimes huge chunks of exposition may work for you and read fine and dandy, but more chances than not it's going to drag down a story's flow.  If there's a chance you think a piece of info doesn't need to be there, then it most likely doesn't.
 
5) One of our most popular stories is your issue two contribution "An Odd Day in I-Forgot." I know you wrote a novelette based in the same world, but do you have any future plans to expand this world into a novel length work?
 
I've thought about it before, and I think it'd work best as a series of individual stories, long and short.  There are so many places and people in my head that I'd love to explore and they all have their own story.
 
Incidentally, it all started out as a dream.  Then an epic poem that ran thirty pages long.  I'm glad I took an editor's advice that it'd be better as a story!

6) I'd call you a well-rounded artistic type, a crafty person, good with the pen in both writing and drawing. Tell us about some of your "art" successes.
 
You know, I spent so many years concentrating on writing and pushing the artwork to the background that I don't have any 'big' successes with my artwork yet. I've won some ribbons at the state fair and a county fair for my art and photography, and like I said, I've done calligraphy for others for years.  I just started doing cd covers, and my clients love the results-- who knows where that'll lead?
 
Frankly, I'd love for more folks to become fans.  The biggest thrill is when people enjoy my work.  My plan this year is to get my artwork and photography into more venues, like magazines and maybe non-juried shows.

7) How many times has somebody slapped you and said "Why the hell did you give up your post with Apex?" Come on, you can tell us...
 
Every friggin' day.  I swear, in restaurants, on the street, at the grocery store-- people walk up to me, shake me or slap me and yell, "What the hell is wrong with you???"
 
8) There's hillbillies in your stories. Are you a hillbilly?
 
No, I'm an Appalachian-American.  Wild and wonderful from West Virginia.
 
9) The ghost of Philip K. Dick walks up to you in a bar. Offers you a drink. What do you say?
 
Frankly, I'd probably scream or pass out.  Once I figured out he wasn't there to haunt or possess me, I'd thank him for the drink and for "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
 
10) Another interesting aspect of Athena Workman is your considerable cooking talents. Tell us some about the awards you have won.
 
I'm a total freak when it comes to entering the bakery category at the state fair.  I have yet to completely master the Fleischmann's/Bread World contest-- I've placed second, third and fourth.  In 2005 I won first place in the National Pork Board "Wow Now!" contest, and went on t.v. for that one.  In that contest, you had to create a pork entree using five or less additional ingredients.  Honestly, I think part of my win had to do with the fact that my pork chops weren't dry as a bone.  Last year, after three tries I won the big one at the fair: the Pillsbury Refrigerated Pie Crust Championship.  I made a Double Chocolate Cherry Pie. That one came out of a botched recipe for a Black Bottom Pie.
 
My favorite contests are the decorating ones.  I've gotten Best in Show before for a vegetable garden cake, but I usually enter the cupcake category.  I've gotten first place for sushi roll cupcakes, and hamburgers and fries (and potato salad that my cat got into the night before the contest).
 
I do love competing and creating, but for the national contests, it's all about the money, baby.  It's nice change for a starving artist. 
 
11) Please, use this question to promote yourself the best you can. You have 30 seconds, GO!
 
You can find my story "One in Ten Thousand" in Issue 0 of GUD Magazine (http://www.gudmagazine.com/vault/0), out now in print and PDF.  "Retinal Occlusion (Eat Me, Eyeball)" is due out in the next issue of Poe Little Thing ( http://www.nakedsnakepress.com/Poe%20Guidelines.htm).  If you're a fan of "An Odd Day...", you can find another story set in that universe, entitled "Atomic Runner", in the first issue of Fusion Fragment ( http://www.apodispublishing.com/fusion/index.html), which should be out soon.
 
On the art side of things, my art and photography site is at Miss Millificent's World (http://www.missmillificent.com).  You can find the links to my shops there, and it's updated pretty regularly, with enough pictures to keep you entertained for days!

Featured Interview - Debbie Kuhn

  • Dec. 8th, 2006 at 10:57 PM
I Remember the Future: The Award-Nominat
Debbie has a wonderful personal website at http://www.debbiekuhn.com.

And probably the most entertaining newsletter in the business. I'm serious, it's practically a quarterly magazine production.

Hope you enjoy our interview with this horror diva...

Jason Sizemore: For those reading this interview, what about you should we fear the most?

 Debbie Kuhn: My imagination, I would hope.  But if any of you happen to bump into me at a convention, just consider the red hair a warning label – especially if there’s tequila around.

 JS: Your featured reprint, "Red Barchetta," has some R-rated sexual situations. Is sexual tension a common theme in your fiction?

DK: Oh, sexual tension is a wonderful thing, isn’t it?  In fiction, too, of course. 

Okay, now I’ll admit that I write across genres – horror, mystery and romantic adventure, and in all three I have fun putting my characters in titillating situations.    

JS: Fear and sex, they're an inseparable combination. What's some of your favorite examples of these two emotions in the written word?

DK: So many, but Clive Barker immediately comes to mind, especially his earlier works.  And I’ve always been a fan of vampire fiction, which is highly erotic.  Novels by Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Poppy Z. Brite, and even Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” would qualify.      

JS: Tell us about the books you’ve written.

DK: Only three so far, though I’m currently working on two others.  In 1997, I finished my first novel, “Barbara Alice,” a supernatural mystery.  However, due to my severe lack of confidence back then, I never even tried to get it published.  I’ve posted it on my website as an e-book, and readers have given it good reviews.

 In 2001 I wrote a romantic adventure called “Mason’s Will,” set mostly in 1993 Afghanistan – believe it or not – about a widow who takes on a mission for her late husband, and of course, she finds love again.  This book is available online everywhere, including Amazon, and in some independent bookstores.  Luckily, I haven’t gotten a bad review so far on this one either – and I swear no money has exchanged hands! 

And then there’s the mystery, “Up the Devil’s Backbone,” which I still haven’t finalized.  The first three chapters appear on my site.  I think it needs more finessing and I’ve set it aside for awhile, but the characters in this story are my favorites, so I definitely won’t forget about it.      

JS: The first time we met, you and I had a lengthy discussion about how fascinating your trip to the Louisville City Morgue was. Did this earn me "cool" points, or firmly entrench me in the "creepy" category?

DK: I had to go to a dinner party after that tour and my clothes still smelled like decomposing flesh.  Obviously, we’re both a creepy kind of cool.  Everyone else I’ve told about that experience has called me “ghoulish.”  You definitely understand me, Jason. 

JS: You're buddies with some of the best writers in the horror genre, including a preacher who writes horror, and an angry man most certainly condemned to eternal damnation. So, if Maurice Broaddus and Brian Keene got into a knife-fight while inside a church, which one would win?

DK: Hey, wait a minute.  Didn’t that already happen last June at Maurice’s church in Indy?  I had to leave before the big event, but I heard there was no winner – the two of them decided to call it a draw so they could race off to their laptops and blog about the experience.

Hehe.  Just kidding, guys.

JS: What book has had the greatest influence on you as a horror writer?

DK: I was ten years old when I devoured Bram Stoker’s “Dracula.”  After that I became a horror fiend to the point my teachers became, uh, “concerned.”  When I read “Salem’s Lot” by Stephen King, there was no turning back.

JS: You live in Kentucky, yet you don't write about horse racing, the coalmine mafia, or Appalachian history. How did you avoid this?

DK: Actually, I haven’t, completely.  I touched on the subject of horse racing in my first book, which takes place in Kentucky.  One of the novels I’m working on now, “Reunion,” is set in Appalachia and the history and culture of the region figures prominently in the book, which is part ghost story, part mystery and part romance. 

JS: What's the creepiest situation you've ever been (in terms of potential supernatural occurrences)?

DK: It happened at Waverly Hills, an abandoned tuberculosis sanatorium here in Louisville.  The long version of the story can be found in the April issue of my newsletter.  I’ll give you the abridged version. 

I toured Waverly one afternoon during a spring thunderstorm.  But some ghost hunter I am – I forgot to bring a flashlight along.  Of course, I couldn’t say no when the tour guide offered to let me descend into The Death Tunnel, which was used to “discretely” transport the bodies of the TB victims from the hospital to waiting hearses.

On the right side of the 500 foot tunnel was a ramp used for the stretchers, and on the left was a flight of long steps, in sets of three, divided by short landings.  Once I got about twenty feet down, things got so dark I had to lean against the cold, damp concrete wall and move slowly, counting the slippery steps so I wouldn’t fall.  (1-2-3 – walk four more steps – 1-2-3.)  I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it didn’t help much.

I was more than halfway to the end when I suddenly stepped on something that was covering part of a step, something big and squishy-feeling.  It caused me to lose my balance and I let out an involuntary shriek.  I managed to throw myself against the wall instead of falling forward. 

Immediately afterwards, I heard a soft, reassuring female voice whisper in my right ear.

“It’s okay,” said the woman. 

I froze for a moment, and then turned around.  No one was there.

JB: If the character "Debbie Kuhn" were cast in a horror movie, which actress would you like to see playing you?

DK: God, that really would be a horror flick!  I would have to choose a redhead, and the first person that comes to mind is Alyson Hannigan of “Buffy” and “American Pie” fame. 

“This one time, at the City Morgue…”

Featured Writer Interview - JA Konrath

  • Nov. 8th, 2006 at 10:54 PM
I Remember the Future: The Award-Nominat
Interviewed by Kimberly Colley

KC: Why did you choose to write your current series of novels from a female POV?
 
JK: Chicago is the second largest police force in the country (and often the murder capitol as well), and still very much an old boys network. Sexism abounds. I wanted an underdog hero, so I made my hero a woman who had to fight chauvinism as well as crime.
 
The fact that women buy 80% of all fiction may have played a small part too.

KC: Do you have any help with getting the details of the feminine POV right?
 
JK: Coincidentally, both my wife and my mom are women. So are my agent and editor. If I get anything wrong, they pounce.

KC: What kind of research do you do for each book?
 
JK: I'm on the Internet a lot, but that's mostly surfing porn. Don't tell the IRS, because I'm deducting my ISP bill.
 
As for research, I use magazines.
 
Okay, I'm lying... those are also porn.
 
But I probably do some sort of research, I bet.

KC: One of my favorite characters from the Jack Daniels series is one that I rarely get to see, though he features as the protagonist of "Suffer" -- Phineas Troutt.  Will we see more of Phin  in future novels?

JK: Thanks! Phin has been in Whiskey Sour, Rusty Nail, and will play a large role in Fuzzy Navel (June 2008.)
He may be in later books as well, but he keeps demanding more money, and is difficult to work with.

KC: Can we expect to see more short stories about him?
 
JK: He's been in four so far. "Suffer" was in Ellery Queen. "Epitaph" was in the Thriller anthology edited by James Patterson. "Street Music" is available on Amazon in a 49 cent download called "Six Pack of Crime." And "Bereaved" is in the anthology These Guns for Hire edited by me. I figured since I edited the damn thing, I can stick a story in.

KC: Phin is a new slant on the anti-hero -- what prompted you to create him?
 
JK: I wanted a character who became morally ambiguous because he's dying. He's what happens when a person gives up hope.
 
Phin was actually the hero of my first (unsold) novel. But it's tough to sell a series when the hero is half-dead and getting worse. By book four he'd be chasing bad guys in a wheelchair with his wet nurse holding his IV and his oncologist helping him aim his Glock. Don't even get me started on catheters... 

KC: In addition to your Jack Daniels police procedural mysteries, you also write a fair amount of horror, including your short story, "Symbios," which appeared in Apex's Issue 6.  Even your mysteries have a generous splash of graphic horror to them, with their emphasis on serial killers.    Which genre are you more drawn to?
 
JK: I love horror. I enjoy writing creepy, gross, and sinister stuff, probably because fear is such a base, raw emotion. We're all afraid of death and pain. Writing should touch a nerve, and fear is a fun one to touch.

KC: Do you plan on writing a "straight" horror novel sometime in the foreseeable future?  If so, can you tell us about that?

JK: I'm working on a stand alone horror novel right now, but I have to keep it hush hush.
Suffice to say, it's about a possessed car that kills people.
 
Oh, wait. That was Carrie. And Maximum Overdrive. and From a Buick 8. What the hell kind of problem does Stephen King have with cars?  

KC: In "Symbios." you detail the degeneration of a human being from an average Joe to a ruthless cannibal.  In "Suffer," you examine the realm of sadistic sexual torture and murder.  Why are your monsters all human?
 
JK: I don't believe in the supernatural, or evil as any sort of entity or force. There are bad people who do bad things, and their motivation fascinates me.
Plus it's fun to write about things I'd never do. As far as you know.

KC: What scares you?
 
JK: F. Paul Wilson once said to me, over drinks, that people lose a lot of body parts in my stories. I never noticed that before. Apparently, I'm subconsciously afraid of having things lopped off.
 
I'm also afraid of Rob Schneider. I'm afraid he'll keep making movies.

KC: Back to the real world now, your blog is arguably the most helpful site in the blogosphere for aspiring and beginning writers trying to learn the ropes.  What prompted you to reach out to struggling writers?
 
JK: I appreciate the kind words. No one helped me get published, so I promised myself I'd help as many other people as I can.

KC: Who are you reading right now (blogs or books)?
 
JK: I just finished Dark Gold by David Angsten and The Ruins by Scott Smith. Both were solid, scary reads. As for blogs, I read a ton of them. Check my blog for links (www.jakonrath.blogspot.com 

KC: When's your next novel coming out, and can you give us a sketch of the story?
 
JK: Dirty Martini comes out in 2007. Jack is chasing an extortionist who is poisoning food around Chicagoland. My goal is to make readers look in their refrigerators and freak out, because absolutely anything---canned goods, sealed bottles, plastic packaged items, fruits and cooked food---can be tampered with. 
 
It's ridiculously easy to kill someone using poison. Or so I've heard.

KC: What other projects do you have on the burners, and where can we find more of your short fiction?

JK: I've got lots of things I'm working on, probably. I'd tell you about them, but I have to get on the Internet right now to, um, research some things.
 
Thanks for the interview. But next time, I get to ask the questions...

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